MY CAPRICORN CANINE

For heaven's sake. Dogster now has dog horoscopes. Emmett's says:

CAPRICORN
December 22 - January 19

Your owner is focusing lots of energy on work. That's admirable, but they could be killing two birds with one stone if they spent more time with you. There are plenty of connections to be made at the dog park.

Not untrue, I'll admit.

Re: dog park connections, I would really like to make one with my camera, or the person who has found it. Today it hopped from my pocket somewhere in the vast fields at Oxbow. Why are the most valuable things the smallest?

UPDATE: Camera found! I got a call at 9:23 a.m. "It was pretty frosty," said the guy who came upon it this morning in the field. But it totally works. Thumbs up for the durability of the Canon SD1000. Limbs up for the goodness of fellow people.