HEREBY RESOLVED

Who makes "resolutions" anymore? They are mostly all about a) duty and b) subtraction--a list of shoulds and should-nots. Instead of resolving to improve myself in any of the usual ways (realistically, I know by now I am not going to quit the internet), I am going to resolve to pursue those things that I genuinely want anyway. A permission slip + mandate to make myself happy and productive.



I still need to floss more. Whatever.